Before Crap

Before Crap times (also known as BC, Before Crhist, Beforus Crappus, Eforebay Rapcay, Before Cum, Before Creativity, and Before Communists) was a period of time starting on January 0, -0000001 and ending on December 31, 19696969696968765432234543233557655 (BC of course). During this time period, no existing living thing had ever taken a shit.